Ass Demotivational Poster
CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously
BOILED CABBAGE -
LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...
Today's Music -
GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.
ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...
RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."
CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke
SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT - POLITICIAN SKELETONS
THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived
MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.
AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...
THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...
SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.
TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.
CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!
DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.
HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid
PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -
SNIPER BASS - The perfect anarchist weapon...errr I mean instrument
BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.
FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.
ANGRY BIRDS -
SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head
TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.
I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...
FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...
HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?
FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.
HERE'S A SPOON - So You Can Eat My Ass
THE BARONESS -
CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging
THE NEXT PART -
FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -
I SHALL FLING MY POO -
NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President on grassy knoll wait for you
SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.
LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING - Sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid but I really thought you already knew.
OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!
BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day
RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.
THE ASSAULT MUG - You do not stand a chance, annihilation is assured
SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.
TALKING DIRTY -
AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?
IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -
ZOMBIE OCCUPY -
BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...
DO THESE PANTS - Make my butt look big? NO! IT'S YOUR HUGE BUTT!
COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!
PASSIVE AGGRESSION -
LADY - You can become a rockstar .... as long as you stay in the kitchen.
STUPID & LAZY - Key Ingredients To Catastrophies
PASSING ON -
OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!
LIFE - Is all about a*s You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it Or simply just being one
WITH THE RIGHT OUTFIT - Even a pussy can look badass
BALLET CLASSES -
CYRUS - he better get back to sleep before his father whip his cyclops ass. it's tough love
MY FRIEND ABOUT TO ASSASSINATE A REFEREE ON MADDEN NFL 12. -
AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....
DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!
THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...
POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....
THE HANGOVER -
VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -
HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -
BLASPHEMY - GOOD FOR ONE TICKET TO HELL -
PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!
MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION
HOW ABOUT A NICE GLASS OF - S.T.F.U.
when two redheads marry -
VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.
200 BUCKS WOULD BE NICE -
RIFLES - The new generation of toys.
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