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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD


Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Iceman107

sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the *** pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm

Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

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bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm
Geddy = f*** YEAH!!!


I -


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.51/5

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Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT - POLITICIAN SKELETONS


TAGS: head up ass
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:18 am
That was awesome, ug! 5L straight up!


THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived


TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...




THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.


TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!


TAGS: vladimir putin president assasinate
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by episode666

the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
Now this, this I like!
Hawamleh - March 29, 2011, 11:52 am
been done like 13 times.


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by motinet

Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


OPTIMISM -


TAGS: the glass is half full
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:14 pm
Amsome culos! 5L


PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -


TAGS: ja****s bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my b****.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


SNIPER BASS - The perfect anarchist weapon...errr I mean instrument




BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.




FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm
LOL!


SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...


TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Chef

twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am
Repetitive


S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...




HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Chef

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


HERE'S A SPOON - So You Can Eat My Ass


TAGS: spoon ass
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

lolwtfbbq - March 17, 2009, 12:41 pm
Dumbass thats a Fork
barockeva - January 9, 2009, 12:41 am
There is no spoon.


THE BARONESS -




CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging




THE NEXT PART -


TAGS: evil plan car stereo hasselhoff
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Thedewd - August 8, 2017, 11:51 am
Nuke him if he plays Achy Breaky Heart.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:07 am
Now the whole world will know just how awesome Alice In Chines, Poets Of The Fall, and Smashing Pumpkins are!
Rexman - December 20, 2009, 8:32 pm
Lol! that thing may look weird, but I'll bet it can make one kicka*s boombox!
Marvin Wankerstein - December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm
Isn't it ironic how people with really amazing sound systems always seem to play really crappy music on them ?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
Truly evil!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
LMAO! perfect caption!
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Making sure the people behind you can appreciate you favourite bits of Tchaikovsky.
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I had been thinking of using Celine Dion
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:28 pm
Anything is less evil than M-Bop!


FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5olid truth!


I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.


TAGS: nerf war ammuntion pass nothing
Rating: 4.38/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:18 pm
Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President on grassy knoll wait for you


TAGS: putin jfk soviet russia grassy knoll
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:26 pm
put a shirt on! the deer dont wanna see yer old a** either!
matt28 - April 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
Epic! 5 lions
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:24 pm
No.


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING - Sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid but I really thought you already knew.


TAGS: feelings assumptions apologies
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 7, 2012, 12:48 am
Tee hee you guys are stupid...I was trying to say I was stupid!
CloudchaserS - July 6, 2012, 1:36 am
I think he was referring to how the reason why stupid people are stupid is because they don't realize and understand that they are so.
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:08 am
Um...what? ;)
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:14 pm
It's pointless to tell stupid people they're stupid. They don't know, they don't want to know, and they get all pissy when you inform them, the ingrates.


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: kicked your ass at boxing
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 7:06 pm
That is all i use cause well that is what i got so.... yea.
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 7:03 pm
No problem. I'll see what I can do with MS paint. (I'm not poor, I just suck at using ph**oshop)
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:29 pm
I agree with Grey here psy. Make the whole pic a bit bigger in whatever program you generate it in and then it wont get all pixelated. 5L
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 9:02 pm
OK, psycho, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L
pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:58 pm
RL? I'm pzykosiz
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
RL, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L


OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.


TAGS: relationship glass hurt broken
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am
5 bloody finger5


MUSIC -


TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.


THE ASSAULT MUG - You do not stand a chance, annihilation is assured


TAGS: assaut mug annihilation assured
Rating: 4.39/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:58 pm
bah! I hate quadrails! Give it a threaded muzzle for a drink spill suppressor, lose the M1913 rails and give it a good quality knuckle-duster style handle and THEN we'll talk a**ault mug.


SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.




TALKING DIRTY -


TAGS: phone harassment talk
Rating: 4.51/5

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Iconoclast - February 17, 2011, 10:36 am
Sorry, 50cal, I missed yours. Actually, you had the better picture.
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 5:46 am
d*** inflation - the rate per minute has gone up a full $ since 14th january
50cal - February 17, 2011, 12:52 am
126209


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


ZOMBIE OCCUPY -


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...




DO THESE PANTS - Make my butt look big? NO! IT'S YOUR HUGE BUTT!


TAGS: too much ass even for culos
Rating: 3.43/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:36 pm
Stupid censorship rules. Oh NO, it's the B word. The 4 letter b word! Run for the hills! I WONDER what the dastardly word I used was. It couldn't be a word that's present in the picture I'm commenting on itself.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Does my b*** make these pants look big?
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:00 am
That thought had not occurred to me...but you may be right!
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:53 am
It's Pat!


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men n****** sunglasses ring p******* beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


PASSIVE AGGRESSION -


TAGS: passive aggressive mistaken belief
Rating: 4.93/5

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Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:42 pm
You sir are too kind.. Non-marked, sequential bills still OK then?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 1:44 pm

you're really getting a nice stash in my fav'd collection
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 9:43 am
Nice one!
spacedog - June 24, 2011, 9:20 pm
LOL! Beautiful and tragic. 5L


LADY - You can become a rockstar .... as long as you stay in the kitchen.


TAGS: rock passion
Rating: 4.07/5

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GERMANY -




NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


STUPID & LAZY - Key Ingredients To Catastrophies


TAGS: stupid and lazy dumbass
Rating: 3.9/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:31 pm
I would like to see the end result of this preferably in video form... *evil chuckle*


ALCOHOL -




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


PASSING ON -


TAGS: merecedes car airborn passing on
Rating: 4.41/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:40 pm
All of the whiners can suck it, I laughed. Five stars.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 4:44 pm
Oh no, I know it's an old joke, I just wanted to see it in poster form. I was wondering if a poster like this has been done already
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 3:57 pm
It's an old joke.....word for word (A coworker of mine has it on his desk, my dad used to tell it,,,,etc) It's a jokefake......lowest of the low.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 2:55 pm
wait, so it's been done before?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 2:54 pm
You don't get Lions for adding a really old saying to a relevant pic. 2L


OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.


TAGS: women harassment 50cal
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
*accept
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
Re Poster ... Hey, that dude's obviously enjoying his unobstructed view of her -- her covered back. Yeah, we'll that as proof that he's straight. Well played, Lester.
ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 12:28 am
Heh, heh, heh. Classic!
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
Faceplant's a mod now?! Huh, so that's who keeps losing the keys to the short bus. Sorry Mooooooooooooooooooooo. Yer of the hook -- for now.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:27 am
Purrrrrfect! However, I think the price p/m has gone up. 5Lawsuits
50cal - January 14, 2011, 11:47 am
LOL sounds about the time I dropped off the Moti network for a bit! Belated congrats bro!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 11:44 am
Soon as you stopped paying attention. I been mod for a couple months now. Thanks for noticing ***k.
50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:45 am
Thank you sir! When did you make MOD?!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:34 am
Much better 50. 5L


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail *****les we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


ALCOHOL -




JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!


TAGS: movie quote assignment
Rating: 4.45/5

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Anonymous2 - March 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!


LIFE - Is all about a*s You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it Or simply just being one


TAGS: life is all about ass
Rating: 4.76/5

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VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:39 pm
Don't forget sitting around on it or working it off.
M0rd3kaI - August 14, 2011, 6:42 am
LOLOLOL! there's that too...
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Don't forget "getting it." Also, thousands of years ago, it was an a** man who first discovered a way a man can have intercourse with a woman with no risk of pregnancy


WITH THE RIGHT OUTFIT - Even a pussy can look badass




BALLET CLASSES -


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

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hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.


CYRUS - he better get back to sleep before his father whip his cyclops ass. it's tough love




MY FRIEND ABOUT TO ASSASSINATE A REFEREE ON MADDEN NFL 12. -


TAGS: assassin s creed madden nfl funny
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Right on man lol
Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Thanks man ^_^
themaddportagee - December 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
As an Oakland native, I HAVE to say I love thi$!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 13, 2011, 5:42 pm
That's pretty funny, dude!
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 8:04 pm
Darn lol Thanks for the heads up and the rating :D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:07 pm

normally on this site dude, gamer posters do not do well. enough people have played a**assins creed....i guess. i actually did lol. n1...you got a 5L from me.
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 5:59 pm
It's good you're a gamer, that means you should get it. Why say "[you] love [it] BUT [you're] a gamer"? that doesn't make any sense lol
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 1:25 pm

lolz...love this BUT i am a gamer.


AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....


TAGS: school loosers ja****s geographical dumb wtf roflmao
Rating: 2.56/5

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LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:28 pm
Troll alert!!!
Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:47 am
Strange. The Mexican drug cartels seems to know which way is north on a map.


DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!




THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.93/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....




clearance -


TAGS: semi clearance underpass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 4, 2016, 6:05 pm
Love it!
mizzdizz - April 4, 2016, 9:14 am
Good 1, Sanity! I made an entirely different poster with this pic awhile back. Its too good of a pic to pass up. LUV this! ^!!!!!!
concern3 - April 4, 2016, 4:00 am
very funny, UP yours
SanityFree - April 4, 2016, 12:40 am
Thanks!
lgvernon - April 3, 2016, 11:34 pm

Ha! Outstanding!


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: february assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -


TAGS: blade twilight death badass wesley
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:35 am
Were you trying to spell "Heresy"? (opinion or doctrine at variance with the orthodox or accepted doctrine)
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:46 am
InDeeD
Koradan - June 30, 2010, 7:02 pm
OH... HELL... YEAH!


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


FICKLE -


TAGS: green grass trespass sh** ass
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm
Great Poster!


BLASPHEMY - GOOD FOR ONE TICKET TO HELL -


TAGS: assignment
Rating: 4.11/5

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PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!


TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

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engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be


MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION


TAGS: anonymous bible passage scientology
Rating: 1.96/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:52 am
I feel as though I'm in a hall of mirrors.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:25 pm
SCIFAG TROLL!!!
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
LOLWUT? - August 27, 2008, 6:00 pm
"If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct" A WINRAR IS YOU.
Captain Douchebag - July 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct, that passage comes from a story where a man was possessed by many demons, prompting the "My name is Legion" response. I think the demons were placed into pigs or something, I really just skimmed over that
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:49 pm
So, Anonymous is Lucifer now?


HOW ABOUT A NICE GLASS OF - S.T.F.U.




when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

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mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.


TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


DENIAL -


TAGS: drinking passout denial party
Rating: 3.09/5

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BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm
Denial is a river in Africa!


200 BUCKS WOULD BE NICE -


TAGS: pass go calendar monopoly dice
Rating: 4.85/5

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Robikus - September 17, 2011, 6:23 pm
I keep rolling the dice but can't even get a freaking upload. Maybe I should try inverting my pics since I live above the equator.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:51 am
Creativity at its fine5t...well done melon man!
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:39 am
Am I on Vermont? Connecticut? I believe that is HUD housing down there.
mariand - September 16, 2011, 1:17 am
GREAT... I'm between ICE and champ...fav'd
Sean - September 15, 2011, 11:45 pm
"amsome" ... boy does that take me back. You're (or should I say "your"?) the best, space. Keep the faith, man.
spacedog - September 15, 2011, 9:32 pm
Amsome poster. 5L
pzykosiz - September 15, 2011, 6:43 pm
oooh, i'm in the upmarket area. 5L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2011, 5:35 pm
I like it. 5L
the1stCOMMI3 - September 15, 2011, 4:13 pm
HA! I cost more than any of you!
Alixian - September 15, 2011, 10:28 am
Yay, I'm Pentonville Road, or for those in the US, Conneticut Avenue
champ99 - September 15, 2011, 9:40 am
Awe5ome. Faved.
Verdeckt - September 15, 2011, 6:21 am
5adly "Community Chest" hasn't been the same since Cubby left


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


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